If you are ever sitting in a tournament and you see someone go all in and take it in the face one spot before the payout structure, you can be pretty sure I am that donkey. I am in a 90 person sit ‘n go with a knock out bounty when the money starts postion 9 and there are 10 people left and I am in 10th. The blinds are not to the point where they are even close to crippling compared to my chip stack, although I am exactly sure of the level. I wake up with cowboys and it is folded to me and I make the standard 3-4 x the big blind raise. Most fold one person re-raises me and the rest fold to me. I figure at this point he had at least a big ace but probably not pocket aces as at that point they would proably just let me hang myself by smooth calling. So since I figure I am way ahead at this point, at worst just needing to dodge an aces, I re-raise all in to which I get a quick call. What does this tool turn over?!?!?!?!? Aces, deuce off suit!!!!! I am not sure what he thought I had but at this point I think he needs to get his head examined by re-raising me with ace rag, however I end up in the situation I thought I was in which was dodging an ace. Well you will be happy to know a douchebag like this doesn’t suckout with an ace, no no this moron blasts me right in the eye by hitting his straight on the river ace through 5. A straight?!?!?! Are you kidding me? He can’t just go the easy way, no he has to rub salt in it by hitting the miracle draw. What a donkey!!!!!!